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t-shirt issue 49:
Blame It On The Zzz's

Some people do the strangest things when they’re not awake, i.e. sleep. And many of them have no recollection of doing anything more than staring at the back of their eyelids.

Sleepwalking, night terrors, teeth grinding, restless leg syndrome — nothing too out of the ordinary about these sleeping disorders, right? Chances are, you probably even know a few regular folks who have experienced at least one them. But sleep sex? Sexomnia? Come again?

Sleep sex is a rare form of parasomnia whereby individuals have no conscious awareness of their sexual activities, and when wakened, have no recollection of it. Bummer.

The thought of performing sexual acts in one’s sleep is somewhat amusing, maybe even downright comical, but for those who suffer from the disorder, it’s a real nightmare.

According to Newsweek, “When Jan Luedecke of Toronto was arrested and tried for sexual assault, he had an unusual defense — he did it in his sleep. On the night in question, he'd been drinking at a party and found himself sacked out on the couch with a woman he'd met there. Hours later, she jolted him awake and demanded to know what he was doing. Luedecke claimed he was unaware he was having sex with her.”

To the outrage of women’s organizations, Luedecke was acquitted. His winning defense: Under the law, if there’s no intent to commit a crime, you haven’t committed a crime.

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When Jan Luedecke of Toronto was arrested and tried for sexual assault, he had an unusual defense - he did it in his sleep.

While sexsomnia appears to be a legit disorder recognized by the American Academy of Sleep Medicine, one cannot help but imagine what other disorders are likely to start popping up in the near future. We can already see the pharmaceutical advertisements trying to sell us their patented prescription.

“Do you suffer from sleep strangling? How about abandoned newborn syndrome? Are you like millions of others who commit terrorist acts in their sleep? Don’t go to jail. Go to your doctor instead.”

Someone please pinch us.

C.R.

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designed by:
Diane Barcelowsky

Diane was born in New Jersey, lives in Brooklyn, New York, and teaches art at The Trevor Day School in upper Manhattan.

Her artwork has graced the pages of The New York Times, NY Arts Magazine, Anthem Magazine and many others fancy publications, including a great book called Place where we first fell in love with The Diane.

Her solo and group exhibitions include galleries in Los Angeles, New York, Copenhagen, Miami, Chicago, London, Berlin, Beijing, Barcelona, and now, anywhere you sport this amazing cotton canvas of hers.

When we asked Diane about her graphic interpretation, she simply replied, “Is this a dream or reality? Who's the dreamer, the sleepwalker? You guess. What are dreams capable of becoming? A daydream can become reality? Can a night dream?”

Perhaps the answers to her questions can be found at thediane.com. Or maybe she has provided clues in the following song lyrics.

"The elevator called me up. She said you better start making sense. The stone was bleeding, whirling in the waltz. I went to see her majesty. The court had no suspense. She said, "Dream dreams the dreamer.” I said it's not my fault."
— Television "The Dreams Dream".

C.R.

 

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This issue is really ugly. I don't like the style, the content nor the graphics.
I expected something better from T-post. I expect next issue will be better.
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I'm not gonna lie, I never received my issue 49, and I'm kinda glad. I would've used it for paint rags.
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This issue is so totally not well done. Sorry. Funny idea. But sucking paint-job.
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I think this is one of the best issues of T-Post ever. Love the style of the illustration. This one and the knotan shirt are def the best ones in the whole collection.
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Got at agree with Monitotxi. This one sucks. Shape up!
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written by Monitotxi, November 19, 2009
This issue is really ugly. I don't like the style, the content nor the graphics.
I expected something better from T-post. I expect next issue will be better.

BTW, my issue49 is already in the trash.
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